MAIN MANOEUVRES
Basic Rebel Clowning Manoeuvres
A new model for a new type of army! While every brigade, platoon, infintry will have its own way of doing things, we are using this space to establish some type of common vocabulary so that when there is a muster of troops coming from far and wide, we can fall in together.
Universal Rebel Clowning Techniques
Below are the three ways that an army of clowns move together
Fishing
Clowns move like a school of fish
Stand together in a clump as tight as possible while still having room to move. The person who finds themselves at the front in the direction of the clump initiates a motion/gesture/sound. The clump gradually keeps changing direction, with new people constantly finding themselves at the front on the gaggle.
Pointers: Stay close, keep movements simple, use levels (high to low), the key is completely synchonized movement.
Socking
The gaggle of clowns moves forward and backward as if it is a sock being pulled inside out.
Moving forward:
Form a clump. Clowns at the back of the clump move to the front of the clump (you can do between or around. Imagine somebody is taking a picture of the clowns and you want to be at the front!) When you find yourself at the back again, move to the front. When you reach a destination, reverse. Clowns at the front move to the back. Peel off.
Advanced version: Sock with an emotion. For example: sock forward with love, sock backward with disgust. Sock forward with hunger, sock backward with nausea. Sock forward with curiousity, sock backward with contempt.
Marching
By the left quick march!
What can we say? Please master synchonized marching as a platoon. It looks cool and it is a key tactic. We know that it is difficult to embody, so please be gentle with yourselves. Please contact us for a list of full commands, as at the moment it is top secret!