CIRCA

we started as four we ended as 25, the magic of the Mobile Emergency Recruitment Vehicle-
nobody really wants to fight wars and clowns are no different, we stole a tactic from the US armed forces, pull people in, slap a nose on them and don’t really inform them what they are going to be doing, and you know what???? it works!!!

too many wars for us clowns to fight here in the brain of the monster….after Operation P.O.O.P.

http://chicago.indymedia.org/newswire/display/76513/index.php

we have had several visits from the overseas battallions, Glasgow Kiss, and the Spotty bum brigade, it has given us courage here to feel the love of clowns from over the world.

Our field of operations at the moment????
Operation Direct Deposit-we have done a study on how to better recruit young people into the millitary and are hoping for a private consulting contract-
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Many G8 germany 2007 clown pics here.

There will be a Big Shoe Camp for basic rebel Clowning at the Camp for Climate Action 14th - 21st August. Somewhere near Heathrow Airport. Maybe we’ll make a Clown Airfarce? See www.climatecamp.org.uk 

Whew, we had a busy spring here in the borderlands of lAztlaugh: trying to join the Minutemen, real alien invasions and a traveling circus to boot! It’s high time for ice cream and gummy bears, but we’re still busy sweating in the summer to get lots of clowns to the No Borders Camp in November! We’ll post more about that later…

In the mean time, you should get a good laugh from these silly bits:

Videos of Sillyness at Day Laborer Sites

Videos of the Circus of (Im)Migration

Photos of the Circus of (Im)Migration

Check out our website too! www.circasd.org

I know, let’s all have a party in Scotland on October 1st! Maybe we can play with the idea of a ‘mock-on’, like a lock-on but more Clown… Ye take the high road and I’ll be in Scotland afor ye! See Faslane 365 website

The Smile LiberAtion Front in Israel has a new website and blog. Join up and Roll Up All clown recruits in Israel! You too can poke fun at authority and learn the most mischief and arts of the fool. See their site for details.

August 14th - 21st 2007: Clowns at the camp for climate action near London’s Heathrow airport went on e-missions carbon catching. We used fishing rods baited with broccoli, lassoos, butterfly nets… Though we didn’t catch much carbon, we did catch the forcess of darkness out on several occasions: taking a bus to avoid capture by panting policemen, escaping a police kettle (encirclement) by ducking through a hedge, breaking out of circles of riot police, being a singing Clown toilet for trapped demonstrators… Overall, Clowns contributed to the success of the camp and supported our comrades in charms see http://www.indymedia.org.uk/ for reports. Capten Ollie Cyboli

Clowns support Trident replacement, course we do. But we want to replace it with a flotilla of rubber ducks. So, first we have to catch Trident using submarine nets (shrimp nets), tridents (obviously, it takes a thief…) and torpidoes (very sleepy torpedoes). We’ll need all manner of loch-going craft - rubber dingys, li-lows, inner-tubas, k-yaks… Then, after we’ve hauled the beast from the water, we need floating ducks of any description to replace it at the heart of our nation’s defence strategy - rubber ducks, duck confetti, big ducks with whole Clowns inside… See you all at the top secret rendevous point (codename Faslane Peace Camp) on Sunday 30th September at something hundrd hours that’s pretty late in the day. Your comrade in charms, Capten Ollie Cyboli

The Backward Intelligence Team (Bit) estimate that seven Clowns were arrested at Faslane during the Big Bollockade on 1st October. Three Madchester Clowns locked on and were carried away by Police in the morning because they did not want to stay and play all day (silies!). Clowns from Glasgow Kiss, Byddin Boncars Clowniad Cymru (BBC Cymru, the Clown Army of Wales) and others carried on regardless. Trwper Twp got her photo in the Scotsman, posing with a policeman because she is flirty (p8 on 2/10/07). Later 3 Clowns from BBC Cymru was arrested canoeing on Gare Loch by MoD Police in high powered boats for trying to replace Trident with 4 rubber ducks. The Clowns explained it was a ‘loch on’ and they didn'’t ‘give a flying duck’, but the Police were unmoved. At the end of the day Clown ‘P’ was so tired he simply lay down by the North gate of the base and Police hauled him off to bed. We missed the Sheffield Gaggle lots. Yours in peas, Capten Ollie Cyboli

Today in Aberystwyth, Ceredigion, the Ceridwen Commando of the Real Clown Army carried out Operation “London Banker,” declaring RBS and their subsidiary Gnat West “Out of Order” and marked all of their cash machines in the town as such.  Later on, activists from the Mid-Wales Climate Action Group “helped” Natwest to advertise its services as part of the “Energy” and “Aviation” bank by setting up their stall (complete with a lovely chalked information display on the adjacent pavement) outside the Gnatwest branch in the town centre, attracting a veritable horde of climate refugees from around the world (whose pleas for home loans and other assistance to rebuild their climate-change blighted lives were naturally greeted with a polite but firm refusal) and representatives of the local energy and construction sectors (whose requests for a slice of the climate action were, naturally, greeted with an invitation to discuss the matter at greater length over lunch!)  The group ended the action with a helium propelled banner lift inside the branch, with a banner reading “Sponsoring Climate Change” hanging from the ceiling for nearly an hour!)  Salud, Sgnt Sideshow Bob.