CIRCA

The Backward Intelligence Team (Bit) estimate that seven Clowns were arrested at Faslane during the Big Bollockade on 1st October. Three Madchester Clowns locked on and were carried away by Police in the morning because they did not want to stay and play all day (silies!). Clowns from Glasgow Kiss, Byddin Boncars Clowniad Cymru (BBC Cymru, the Clown Army of Wales) and others carried on regardless. Trwper Twp got her photo in the Scotsman, posing with a policeman because she is flirty (p8 on 2/10/07). Later 3 Clowns from BBC Cymru was arrested canoeing on Gare Loch by MoD Police in high powered boats for trying to replace Trident with 4 rubber ducks. The Clowns explained it was a ‘loch on’ and they didn'’t ‘give a flying duck’, but the Police were unmoved. At the end of the day Clown ‘P’ was so tired he simply lay down by the North gate of the base and Police hauled him off to bed. We missed the Sheffield Gaggle lots. Yours in peas, Capten Ollie Cyboli

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