CIRCA

Clowns support Trident replacement, course we do. But we want to replace it with a flotilla of rubber ducks. So, first we have to catch Trident using submarine nets (shrimp nets), tridents (obviously, it takes a thief…) and torpidoes (very sleepy torpedoes). We’ll need all manner of loch-going craft - rubber dingys, li-lows, inner-tubas, k-yaks… Then, after we’ve hauled the beast from the water, we need floating ducks of any description to replace it at the heart of our nation’s defence strategy - rubber ducks, duck confetti, big ducks with whole Clowns inside… See you all at the top secret rendevous point (codename Faslane Peace Camp) on Sunday 30th September at something hundrd hours that’s pretty late in the day. Your comrade in charms, Capten Ollie Cyboli

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