The Empire has no clothes

December 13th, 2006 by ltlatte

it is getting colder here in chicago and I am worried about the empire. It thinks it is warm with its natural gas heating, but I saw it traipsing about the world and it is naked, naked and cold! As the secretariate of the ICRN (International Committee of the Red Nose) We are taking up the cause of the naked empire. As it gets colder and colder your local representatives have volunteered to collect clothing for the cold empire, they are especially looking for underpants, as the private parts of the empire seem to be particularly vulnerable to the illusion that they are clothed.

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