Follow Your Nose

November 24th, 2006 by caesar buttocks

Welcome to the Rebel Clown Logs (or CLOGS for short). This is our first post, hopefully of many.. If you are a Rebel Clown and active CIRCA clownbattant and want your own blog here be sure to let the administrator know…

Find out more about being involved with the Clandestine Insurgent Rebel Clown Army at ClownArmy.org

Hotel Demolition Warnings Go Unheeded

November 24th, 2006 by koogie

Members of Caterpillar and their friends continued to attend a dinner at the Grosvenor Park Hotel despite being warned repeatedly that the hotel was defunct and in the way of a new vegetable garden and therefore due for demolition by duckdozer in the next five minutes.

The Clown Army specially purchased a duckdozer for 20p in clown money from Caterpillar for the occasion of demolishing the hotel. The officials at Caterpillar were very relaxed and easy-going and didn’t seem to mind that a few people might get horribly injured, killed and squashed under the rubble of the hotel. They told CIRCA to go ahead and enjoy themselves, the clowns looked like they would be very good at demolition and they were sure everything would go just fine.

Demolition, however, was halted at the last minute as the police strongly protested against duckdozing a hotel while people in evening wear were still having dinner inside.

Sergeant Plushie of the Met shouted, while waving a banner with ‘Free Palestine’ on it, “those bastards are threatening the health and safety of innocent families all over the world; in Nicaragua, Palestine and Mexico! They should be stopped and made to sign forms! Their Business as Usual attitude disgusts me! Resist! Disobey your orders! Join us in revolution and anarchy!!!!”

A Section 14 was imposed on the police, who refused to stay behind the invisible lines created by the clowns for their own safety. This inevitably led to police officers falling over and grazing their knees and getting banged on the head by falling bits of masonry from the hotel. There were lots of tears before bedtime.

Kommodore Koogie
(Health and Safety Executive Clown of the Clandestine Insurgent Rebel Clown Army)

The National Extremely Tactless Clown Unit

August 24th, 2006 by caesar buttocks

It is illegal for us to link to:
netcu.GIF

New Zealand: Arrested for “clowning around” at arms dealer’s home

October 16th, 2006 by caesar buttocks

12 peace protesters arrested for “clowning around” at arms dealer’s home.
Monday, 16 October 2006, 10:01 am

12 anti-war protestors […] from the Clandestine Insurgent Rebel Clown Army were arrested today, 15 October 2006, for clowning around outside Neal Garnett’s place, the chairman of the New Zealand Defence Industry Association (NZDIA) and organiser of the annual Defence Industry weapons conference convening at Te Papa Tongarewa this coming Tuesday and Wednesday.

The Clown Army turned up for a home demo at Neal Garnett’s home in Brooklyn (Wellington) at about 2:30pm today Sunday Oct 15th with drums, banners and loud chanting. On their departure the clowns were stopped by 4 police cars, and held until a paddy wagon arrived. All were taken down to the police station and are still in the process of being released on bail (as at 7pm). Charges so far for three released are for “unlawfully being on a property.”

This is just one of the ever increasing signs of injustice in Aotearoa and the world, where a man who organises the showcasing and sale of arms and associated weapons equipment to blast to smitherens innocent people in Iraq, Lebanon, Palestine and elsewhere, is protected while non-violent protestors are arrested, harrassed and detained
unjustifiably.

Mass demonstrations bringing protestors from across the country and several international peace campaigners, begin Tuesday outside Te Papa Tongarewa.

http://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/PO0610/S00154.htm

free states

November 30th, 2006 by ltlatte

how is the usa different from the uk? how is clowning going to work here?
this clog is going to be about the emergence of circa free states

just after I arrived back I was drinking copious cups of coffee with a pal that I had met in megawatt valley, talking about being back in the belly of the beast-

he shared with me the following idea that Zapatistas do not consider their allies in the United States to be living so much in the “belly of the beast” as in the “brain of the monster” (el cerebro del monstro). In other words, the US is the place where neoliberal policies aimed at subverting global democracy are hatched and executed in communities around the world—including right here in the United States.

so, with the support of the brilliance of the clowns that I have worked with across the ocean, I start again here

so far, well, a training in boulder colorado after the beginning of the year, and an international communique “operation infinite mucus” is underway as we struggle to find the story that will connect our joint stuggle against the pathologcial system-

Clown Army in Germany

December 2nd, 2006 by caesar buttocks

Well I am no speaker of German, but here’s a bunch of pics and an article from the Clown Army in Germany
de.indymedia.org | Castor 06: Clownarmy

The Empire has no clothes

December 13th, 2006 by ltlatte

it is getting colder here in chicago and I am worried about the empire. It thinks it is warm with its natural gas heating, but I saw it traipsing about the world and it is naked, naked and cold! As the secretariate of the ICRN (International Committee of the Red Nose) We are taking up the cause of the naked empire. As it gets colder and colder your local representatives have volunteered to collect clothing for the cold empire, they are especially looking for underpants, as the private parts of the empire seem to be particularly vulnerable to the illusion that they are clothed.

North American Big Shoe Camp

December 13th, 2006 by ltlatte

The Clandestine Insurgent Rebel Clown Army Free States Detachment is proud to announce…
The First North American Big Shoe Camp
Boulder, Colorado February 9-11 2007

Are YOU tired of humdrum protests and bored of capitalism?
Do YOU enjoy working in a team and ridiculing authority?
Do YOU long for extremely absurd adventures?

The Clandestine Insurgent Rebel Clown Army is looking for fools and rebels, radicals and rascals, tricksters and traitors, mutineers and malcontents to join its ranks.
You could be part of a fighting force armed with ruthless love and fully trained in the ancient art of clowning and non-violent direct action. You could learn ingeniously stupid tactics that baffle the powerful. You could uncover your inner clown and discover the subversive freedom of fooling.
You don’t need to like clowns or soldiers, you just need to love life and laughter as much as rebellion. If you think you’ve got what it takes then follow your nose & join CIRCA!

TRAINING TO BE RUBBISH
Like all armies, people who wish to join the ranks of CIRCA have to undergo training. Before going into battle with CIRCA, recruits take part in intensive “bigshoe camps” lasting approximately three days for the Basic Rebel Clown Training (BRCT). At the end of the BRCT you will be capable of taking on any CIRCA mission. Becoming a clownbattant can be challenging, but it’s a rewarding life.
There are five phases of BRCT:

* Finding the Inner Clown
* Subversive Play
* Civil Disobedience and Direct Action
* Bouffon Manoeuvres
* Marching and Drilling

Details: All participants must be able to commit to the full training. Basic sleeping accommodation is available.
Cost: A Sliding scale donation to a fund that will cover travel and expenses for clown trainers and trainees.

contact sub lieu tenant latte for further details

Glasgow Kiss now has a website

March 4th, 2007 by caesar buttocks

The Glasgow Kiss gaggle now has a website which you can visit which you should go visit now!

Danish Clown Army

May 30th, 2007 by caesar buttocks

Check out this Danish Clown Army action video

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3252414548552534984